lawnoctopus:

s’cuuuuuuuuuuute

and a meme version.

(via head-fvcked)


utterly-insane-panda:

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

yes.

(via head-fvcked)


cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

(via daughterofeywa)



REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.



stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via babe-urstellar)



ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

ihaveabigcock-pit:

How much are we talking here

(via sextnoise)


me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira